Actual investigative journalism: who needs it? At least, that's what some people will likely conclude after watching these fake news reports from the Newseum, a museum dedicated to exploring the role of journalism in America. Sage Boggs, a reporter from。 Mic。Mic 。 SEE ALSO:Scottish students receive exam results, Twitter responds hilariously。 Put down your paper, turn off your TV: this is news you need to hear. 。 For the exhibit, called "Be a Reporter," guests stand in front of a blue screen and teleprompter while reporting news "out in the field." Guests read lines right off the teleprompter and get a real taste of what it's like to be a broadcast journalist.。 A few guests chose not to listen to instructions and instead improvised their own news reports. Sometimes this involved dancing. Other times, singing. And every once in a while, a beautifully passive aggressive birth announcement.。 By signing up you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.。 Thanks for signing up!。 But now, millions everywhere can watch a reporter called Buttface tell us the Supreme Court is "basically useless."。 What is this man doing? The world may never, should never know. 。 We are all Dancin Ashley pic.twitter.com/7adOSjasL1
。 — Sage Boggs (sageboggs) August 25, 2016。 Fact: Boo Boo loves you more than you love yourself.
。 Has weather ever been this spicy? If I had to commentate on sports this is almost exactly what I would sound like pic.twitter.com/bCTLJYFYfF
。 Back to you, Internet. 。— Sage Boggs (sageboggs) August 25, 2016。